If sock puppets could talk:

I doubt anyone out there has quite the imagination that I have. If you do, I am very sorry. I thought God only gave me that disability. I was thinking the other night about sock puppets. Who doesn't? Anyway, I thought, "I wonder what sock puppets would say if they could have a conversation with each other?" The following is what I came up with. I'm so stupid.

SP1: "Whats up sock?"
SP2: "Not a lot sock, whats up with you?"
SP1: "Oh, not much. Is it hot? I'm hot."
SP2: "Yeah, it is hot. I'm sweating like a pig."
SP1: "Hey, speaking of pigs, how are your five little piggies?"
SP2: "Well, one went to the market, one stayed home, one had roast beef, the other had none, and the other little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home."
SP1: "You don't say?"
SP2: "Whats new with your piggies?"
SP1: "Well, I don't know how they're doing but I overheard them talking about corn and toe cheese. I don't know what that means for me but its starting to stink around the piggies, you know what I'm sayin?"
SP2: "I do, I do. I hate to hear that. Anything else new since we talked last?"
SP1: "Um lets see. Actually yes. I noticed a hole in me the other day. I was like, man its getting drafty in here! I'm really hoping no one notices. You remember Socky?"
SP2: "Yeah"
SP1: "Haven't seen him since he got a hole. Disappeared just like that."
SP2: "No way!"
SP1: "Yep!"
SP2: "Now that you mention it, I'm getting a little thin on the nose. Dude needs to trim the nails. I don't wanna get a hole and then disappear like Socky."
SP1: "Oh man, I really hope he gets off his back side and cuts the nails then."
SP2: "I'm sure he will. Hey have you seen that new movie about that homeless guy in Washington?"
SP1: "No, whats it called?"
SP2: "Sock-less in Seattle."

Like I said, if you have the same problem as me, I feel very sorry for you. I'll pray that you find healing for this imagination and you pray for me as well. I hope you all have a great weekend.

LW