With apologies to David Letterman, here is my own stab at a "Top 10 List" (a little hobby of mine):Top 10 things your pet may say to you if he/she could talk:
10. Hey! Light a match for crying out loud!
9. You going out looking like that?
8. Don't bark, don't chew, don't jump, don't get on the furniture, don't eat that, don't go in there...tell me again, why do you have me?
7. Hey slim! Maybe I should take you for a walk?
6. Could you please cut your toenails? You're starting to gross me out down here.
5. If I had elbows and thumbs, I'd use toilet paper. Until that happens, I'm using your carpet. Deal with it!
4. You left me alone for 8 hours. What did you think was going to happen?
3. I did you a favor by chewing up those ratty old shoes. They stunk to high heavens!
2. Fetch?! Do you realize how hot it is outside? I'll tell you what, you fetch. Come on! Fetch! That's what I thought...lazy.
And finally...
1. You let him up in the bed but you wont let me? Please!!
LW
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