Some thoughts to ponder

My throat is killing me. I've never had strep throat before so I don't think that is what it is, but in any case, Becky is headed to CVS to get me something for it. I don't want to spread whatever it is. Thankfully, this cannot keep my sense of humor down. I seen the following somewhere the other day: "Corduroy pillows-They're making head lines". I thought that was very funny. It got me thinking. So, without further adieu, here are some of my own original thoughts. Just some humble musings about life from me. Enjoy.

Toe cheese-who needs cheddar?

Shaving in the dark may cause drowsiness

Standing under a tree in a thunderstorm-a "flash" of brilliance!

Kids only do what they are told when they're not told

If you see a dead cat in the road, call me, I could use some good news (kidding. Lighten up)

A good car and a good man-always full of gas

When in doubt, ask your wife

Volume on the remote control is for people without little children

How do you look in Levis? It's all in the genes.

A lot of time could be saved if we spent less time in the waiting room and more time in the "weight"ing room

Stop complaining about paying taxes, it could be worse...aaah! Who am I kidding? No it couldn't!

Message to all women-if you have size 10 feet, don't wear size 7 sandals. Gross!

Message to all men-if you wear sandals, cut your toe nails. Yuk!

Q-tips are great! Can ya dig it?

Pickled pigs feet=guys who wear shoes without socks. Whew! Can you say VINEGAR?

Obesity means never having to tie your shoes ever again

Heartburn is your body's way of saying "hey tubs, step away from the table!"

And finally, with the summer heat fastly approaching:

Love your neighbor, take a shower

I'll see you soon.

LW